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Jew? No.

Juneau, Alaska – Week 5

Eagles? Humpback Whales? Cruise Ships? Many, many cruise ships? Yes!

Jew? No.

Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say, Jew, not so much. But more on that later.

Last Friday we jumped on the state-run Alaska Marine Highway System Ferry (also known as the cruise ship for the rest of us) and shortly thereafter we were sailing down the Lynn Canal aboard the Le Conte beginning our nearly six-hour journey from Haines to Juneau.

The LeConte is a large vessel with seating on two decks including a ‘solarium’ where one can sit on the deck but under warm lamps on lounge chairs watching the stunning scenery go by. We didn’t move fast enough to get one of those coveted seats and ended up on comfy chairs inside but still plenty of windows to gawk at the snowcapped mountains on both sided of the ship. At dinner time a cafeteria opened offering fresh-made sandwiches and burgers and some salads and sweets. I contented myself with a cheese sandwich from our own provisions which I wrapped up in a napkin and heated in the microwave. I also helped myself to the condiments like mustard and pickle relish and stashed away a few packets of mayo in case we decided to whip up some tuna salad in Juneau.

The trip went by quickly and when we arrived in Juneau it was still broad daylight though it was after 9 pm. There is no bus or public transport that runs from the dock to downtown which is more than 20 km away so as we pulled into the dock, I summoned a Lyft with my phone and Kevin pulled into the lot in his Jeep Liberty just as we stepped off the ship. Fifteen minutes later we checked into our hotel.

The Alaskan Hotel and Bar bills itself as the oldest hotel in Juneau. Built in 1913 the decor still suggests the brothel it once was. It is a rambling wooden structure and we are in a strange room on the 3rd floor in what appears to have once been the attic. There is a tiny bathroom, and then an even smaller room that has a shower. We got a room with a kitchenette planning to save money by preparing at least some of our own food. There is a stovetop and oven, a fridge, and a sink. However, the sole item in the batterie de cuisine was a small saucepan with a lid. There were also two paper plates for our five day stay and two plastic forks. We were happy to wash the forks but the plates were sure to get grotty quickly. The saucepan was a least sufficient to boil water for our drip coffee and the hotel description promised that more cooking things were available on request.

The Alaskan Hotel and Bar. The decor suggests its past.

We spent the next day getting oriented. There is a tram that rises from down near the cruise ship docks to the top of a nearby mountain, but being tough we decided to walk up the trail. It was a steep 3 km climb to the top (maybe 4 including the walk from town to the trailhead from town) but the path was not too muddy and easy to follow even in a light rain. At the top was a beautiful view of Juneau and a gift shop and restaurant. We watched a short film about the history the native Tlingit people and then hiked down again.

I remember reading a novel once where a town was described as being as compact as a box of dominoes. (I don’t remember which novel and even an internet search doesn’t reveal the answer. Ten points to the person who posts it below.) At any rate that is what Juneau reminds me of. For a state capital it is tiny and the tourist gift shops outnumber the state office buildings by many times. And why not? Five massive cruise ships pull into the docks here every day. Those thousands of people need to buy trinkets, t-shirts, smoked salmon-in-a-can, and, yes, cannabis. There is a ‘kush’ shop right next door to our hotel and a bar or a liquor store every 100 meters in the downtown. Also, lots of shops selling candy, ice cream, and fudge. Whatever your indulgence, you will find it on the main drag.

The State Capitol in Juneau

The state buildings including the Capitol and the Governor’s ‘Mansion’ are half a kilometer up the hill where few tourists venture, though, of course, we did. The Governor’s Mansion is a nice looking house though I have seen grander residences in Bethesda, Maryland, and the Capitol looks much like a mid-20th Century high school building.

The town is pressed right up against a mountain and mostly built on fill dirt dug out of the gold and copper mines of the 1800s and dumped into the sea. A walk in any direction for more than a few minutes begins a steep incline.

Southeast Alaska is also the world’s most northern rain forest. It rains a lot! It has rained every day that we have been in Juneau. Sometimes a steady downpour. Other times just a light Scottish mist. Although the hours of daylight are many, we have yet to see the actual sun.

On Sunday we headed out for the tour we booked to the Mendenhall Glacier. We were with a small group of 15 people and two guides, Kelby and Bryce (nice young people) who loaded us into a (yikes) a 15-passenger van and drove us out to Mendenhall Lake, which sits right in front of (and is fed by) the glacier. We donned rain pants, rain jackets, boots and gloves, and all climbed into a gigantic canoe which we paddled for about 40 minutes across the lake to the foot of the glacier. The glacier is a massive chunk of blue ice that is retreating (i.e. melting) at a rate of nearly 35cm a year. We hiked up to the very edge of the glacier but didn’t hike on it due to its instability (you don’t want to end up under 500 kilos of ice) but we did stand on some ice so I guess technically we stood on the glacier. I was glad to have seen it while it was still there.

See it while it lasts.

Back at our hotel, we requested some kitchen items with which to cook. I envisioned a box of various pots and pans, cutlery, a chef’s knife, and a cutting board. Maybe even some basic condiments like salt and pepper.

Fifteen minutes later housekeeping showed up with one frying pan and two more paper plates. Some creativity would be called for in the preparation of gourmet meals.

One of the pleasures of traveling as we are is that we stay in each place just as long as we want. Some of our companions on the glacier tour who were on cruise ships were bemoaning the fact that they got only a part of one day in Juneau. But with no time pressure, we didn’t mind a unprogrammed morning on Monday enjoying another hike along a narrow mountain road that had been built for gold miners. The outbound was all uphill for the reasons noted above and climbed up into the low clouds where waterfalls and cascades tumbled from the mists. Just a short walk from downtown, we saw few hikers and those we did see seemed to be locals walking with their dogs or their children. In the afternoon, we took a whale watching trip on a small boat and saw 10-12 humpback whales very close up and a colony of sea lions loafing at their ease on a buoy. Dinner was a splurge at a lovely restaurant serving southwestern Indian cuisine.

With the frying pan and my pocket knife and our handy go-everywhere sporks, we managed to cook up some nice breakfast and lunches (including tuna salad using the mayonnaise knicked from the ferry) but we have dined out here more than the whole rest of the trip combined. On the plus side, we are not spending $70 per day to fill the van with gasoline so I guess that balances things out somewhat. Most of the dining out has been things like fish tacos or avocado toast so the costs have been relatively modest.

When we arrived, I thought it might be interesting to check out the Jewish life situation in Juneau. However, an internet search revealed little but a reform synagogue called Sukkat Shalom and although the website said that all are welcome, there was no address for the shul listed on the site. Beyond that one shul, there were no kosher restaurants, no JCC, not even a Chabad that I could find.

Today, was our last full day in Juneau and with no structured plans we again set out for a hike. The morning was overcast but the rain was holding off which seemed promising. The hike we chose was in Douglas just across the inlet and we decided to take the public transit bus to get there ($2 each). As we got off the bus we started to walk (uphill, of course) through a nice suburban neighborhood, there it was, Congregation Sukkat Shalom built in what appeared to be a covered bridge-like structure suspended over a rushing stream! It was beautiful but also desolate with no signs of life, not even a car in the parking lot. We took a few photos but didn’t try to make contact.

Congregation Sukkat Shalom, Douglas, Alaska.

The last cruise ship departs Juneau sometime in September and the moment it does, all the shops downtown Juneau close and are boarded up for the winter but today the streets are packed with the visitors who spend many thousands of dollars each year here. Juneau is finely tuned to extract wealth from the tourists the way the miners of old extracted gold from the hills that soar above us. Take what is of value and toss the dross back into the sea.

Early tomorrow we too will return to the sea for the trip back to Haines where our campervan is waiting. If all goes without a hitch, we will drive back into Canada in the afternoon to continue on to the interior of Alaska heading toward the Kenai Peninsula. We are looking forward to sleeping once again in our own bed, albeit on a mattress that is only a few centimeters thick, and getting back to food prep using our well stocked galley.  Relying on hotels and restaurants here in Juneau, we have been living in deprivation. Time to get back to a more luxurious level of travel.

PostedJuly 21, 2022
AuthorDennis Kirschbaum
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Bear spotting, west of Whitehorse, Yukon.

Cash Only Next 600 Kilometers

We didn’t hold our breath during the 10-minute drive back to town but we might have if it were possible.

We had first learned of the outage the day before, trying to buy groceries in the town of Dease Lake. “No credit cards,” the cashier told us. “The internet is out. Cash only.” I handed over a couple of the plastic notes with Her Majesty’s portrait on them, which Canadians regard as money, and thought nothing more of it until we stopped further up the road at the Jade City store, which sells, as you might guess, jade figurines and trinkets. There the owner told us that the internet and phone was out in the entire province. “You’ll need to pay cash for everything including fuel until it is restored. Banks and ATMs are closed as well.”

I checked my wallet. I had about $80 of Canadian currency. It was about enough to fill the tank once but then we’d have no cash for anything else, and we needed food again, and some campgrounds only took cash. We camped that night at the mosquito infested provincial park at Lake Watson, Yukon. It cost another $20 of our precious cash and we now each had more bites than dollars. The thought of having to spend one more night with those mosquitos terrified us. We no longer had enough cash to fill the tank and Whitehorse was about 200 km away.

Thankfully, as well drove back to the Watson Lake visitor’s center that morning, four bars of cell coverage lit up on the Sienna’s Apple CarPlay screen. We had cell service! The line had been repaired. We pulled into the first gas station we saw (the only one in town). Pay at the pump wasn’t working but the attendant scribbled the amount fuel he pumped into the tank on a scrap of paper and I was able to pay with a credit card inside the store. We were back in business!

That morning we pulled over to watch a black bear with her two cubs grazing on the grass at the side of the highway. The mosquitos were forgotten.

Stopping to gawk at the scenery on the road to Haines

Several hundred kilometers west of Whitehorse on the Alaska-Canada Highway (known as the Alcan) there is a turnoff at a town barely more than an intersection called Haines Junction. Hang a left here and you’ll travel down a peninsula traversing some of the most gorgeous scenery the North American continent has to offer. The elevation of the road soars to over 3,000 meters (10,000 ft) before gliding down again to sea level all over a distance of just over 100 kilometers. Mountains whose summits are cloaked in ice, snow, and clouds are surrounded by meadows of hardy grasses and wildflowers in yellow, purple, and red.

Sixty kilometers before the end of this road we came upon a lonely kiosk occupied by a beefy young gentleman in full hipster beard. I handed him our documents, exchanged some pleasantries (he had no questions about alcohol or cannabis) and 30 seconds later, we were back in the US of A. We were that much closer to our destination for the day, the town of Haines, and our designation for this trip, the State of Alaska. It was the 49th to join these United States and the 48th I can now check off my “have visited” list.

Haines, which calls itself the ‘Adventure Capital of Alaska,’ is perched on the Chillkoot Inlet, a water way that leads to Juneau, the real capital of the state about 5 hours away by ferry, and to the Pacific Ocean.  We are staying at a small oceanside campground, which has room for around 40 RVs and a patch of grass that fits about 8 tents. We are using our tent because the tent area is more pleasant and it is cheaper than getting an RV site with power, water and sewer, that we don’t need. We look out across the inlet to the still-snowy mountains beyond.

Classic Saturday Lunch (tuna, salad, & chips) — in Haines, Alaska

The inlet itself offers views of cruise ships and ferries going by and of aquatic wildlife. This morning while drinking our coffee, Barb spotted a Bald Eagle just hanging out at the dock. There was also a ravenous raven who tried to grab some of our oatmeal from the picnic table while we were distracted by the eagle.

You can’t access Haines by road from the rest of Alaska or from anywhere in the US. You can only get there by sea or driving through Canada. It is a small town, just 1,900 permanent residents but there is a surprising amount to see and do here. The town boasts three grocery stores, a book store, an outdoors shop (mostly for anglers and hunters but some backpacking gear as well) and lots of gift shops.

On our first day here, we did a self-guiding walking tour of town taking in the American Bald Eagle Foundation and Natural History Museum, the first Protestant bell ever rung in Alaska (according to the plaque), and a farmer’s market that was light on vegetables and heavy on cookies, cake, and honey. A young lady was making pour-over coffee by the cup for $3 a pop. She was doing a brisk business. I briefly considered grabbing a table and undercutting her at $2.50.

We enjoyed a rare ‘meal out’ at the Fireweed Restaurant feasting on hummus (what else?) Greek salad and pizza. The pita bread appeared to be made fresh in house. The hummus was green and so thick it was served like a scoop of ice cream but like everything else we had, it was fresh and tasty if somewhat inauthentic.

In the next few days we will do a rafting trip to try and see more eagles and take the ‘fast’ ferry to Skagway, Alaska where will check out the ‘big city’ and ride a narrow-gauge choo choo to Whitehorse and back again.

On Friday, we’ve booked a ferry to Juneau and will spend some time there and in Sitka, which was the capital of Russian Alaska before the sale of the territory to the US in 1867. Sitka is also the capital of Jewish Alaska in Michael Chabon’s novel of speculative fiction, The Yiddish Policemen’s Union (one of my all-time favorite novels).

The ferry to Juneau doesn’t arrive until 9 pm but that still gives us more than an hour to get settled before candle lighting time! Though the sun officially sets at around 10:15 pm, it never really gets dark and the sun appears above the horizon again at 4 am.  We go to sleep and awaken in broad daylight. Dusk and dawn exist in theory but I have yet to see them.

The weather in southeast Alaska has been thus far, cool and breezy with light patches of rain but today while we were hiking the rain turned heavy and we were soaked to the skin. At times like this a campground with hot showers and a laundry room is a luxury for which to be grateful. The horrific mosquitos of the Yukon have been, so far, nowhere to be seen. It’s been restful to have had a few days with no driving and as we will be leaving the van here when we go to Juneau and Sitka, we will enjoy a nice respite from the long days behind the wheel it took to get us here.

Once we return from Juneau sometime next week, we will return to the road. To visit the interior of Alaska, we will need to drive back into Canada and continue on the Alcan for another two days to reenter the state near Tok before continuing on to Anchorage as we continue our exploration of the land of the midnight sun.

PostedJuly 15, 2022
AuthorDennis Kirschbaum
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Making Coffee is the First Order of Business Each and Every Day on the Road

It’s Not Vacation

The man in the little booth was pleasant but efficient. I presented our passports and he could see that we had completed the “Arrive Canada App” complete with records of all our Covid vaccines and boosters. Being fully vaccinated is a pre-requisite to being admitted to the country at all.

He had a large number of questions to get through and he expected me to answer them thoroughly and truthfully.

“Are you bringing any ammunition or weapons including spring-assisted knives.”

I thought about my pocket knife. No spring assist. “No,” I said.

“Any alcohol?”

“I have some beer for personal consumption,” I replied.

 “How much?”

 “Six 12 oz cans. of a delicious Montana IPA. 12 oz is around a third of a litre,” I added helpfully. (They use the metric system in Canada as in every civilized country in the world.)

“Any cannabis?”

“No”

“Really?” he said as if he hadn’t gotten that response in a long time.

“How long will you be staying in Canada”

“About a week or two. We are on our way to Alaska.”

“Is your visit for work or leisure?”

For the first time, I had to think about my response and my thoughts went back to 1986.

My girlfriend Barbara and I were about two weeks into our trip around the world. In mid-February of that year, we had both quit our jobs and with our modest savings had flown to Brussels, Belgium for $99 on the original budget airline, People Express.

We had been dreaming and planning for this trip for nearly two years but as I was learning full-time travel was not exactly what I had expected. First of all, Belgium and France in February were freezing cold and our budget required us to camp. Our budget also required us to prepare almost all our food. A night in a youth hostel or a meal in restaurant was a splurge.

I had imagined a life similar to my semesters abroad in London and Munich. Cafes, pubs, and warm sunny days strolling through public parks. The reality was we were cold, sometimes hungry, and more often than I would have preferred, wet and uncomfortable.

I was likely complaining to my partner who was (and still is) much tougher than I, when she said what became a mantra for me during our 16-month journey through Europe, Africa, India, and Thailand.

“You can’t think of it as a vacation,” she said, “This is our job now.”

I have been very fortunate. I have always had work that for the most part I enjoyed, found interesting, and meaningful. But I also never had a job that was ALWAYS fun. As I used to tell my kids: If work was always fun, they wouldn’t need to pay you to do it!

So yeah, some days in the course of my career, even many days, were challenging, frustrating, nerve wracking, and even brought me to the brink of tears. We accept these challenges not only because they pay us, but also because our work seems worthwhile and solving problems allows us to grow and learn.

Now we are about three weeks into our overland trip to Alaska and in many ways, it feels like a job.

We wake up around 6 am. Make coffee and breakfast on the camp stove. We break camp, changing over the van from sleep mode to day mode and then we drive. Typically, we drive between 5 and 7 hours a day. We stop to hike, make lunch, get fuel, buy groceries. About 3 pm or so we start looking for a place to stop for the night and when we find one, we set up camp, and cook dinner. If we are staying at a place that has showers, we get them and then go to sleep.

Most of the time the camping has been pleasant but as we have gotten further north, the mosquitos have gotten worse and worse. Last night near Watson Lake, Yukon, the mosquitos filled the van as we were setting up and nearly drove us insane with their whining and biting all night. We were on our third days without showers and were hot and sticky in the van with the windows rolled up tight against the bugs and possible bears. This morning we awoke and without making breakfast or putting the van in day mode, we drove away as fast as we could back to the visitor’s center that was comparatively bug-free. There we used the bathrooms and the free wifi and made coffee in the parking lot until we were ready to continue our journey on the Alaska-Canada Highway.

Tonight, we are in Whitehorse, Yukon the last big town before we reach Southeastern Alaska. There are fewer bugs here but at a cost. We are in a campground that is right off the highway and we are squeezed in between the massive RV rigs and the highway where the traffic is roaring by. Still it is a tradeoff that we accept gratefully and I expect that the traffic will settle down sometime after sunset. Tonight, here above 60 degrees of latitude that will be at 11:25 pm with sunrise just a few hours later at 4:43 am.

Tomorrow will be a long day as we are hoping to make it all the way to Haines, Alaska some 400 km from here.

It has been a great adventure so far and fortunately the mishaps have been few. For the most part the journey has been interesting, meaningful, an opportunity to challenge myself and to learn. Last night was unpleasant and I’ll admit at one point with the mosquitos extracting more blood than I have given the Red Cross in a single sitting, I was ready to turn around and head home. But at the same time, we have already seen an ancient forest of thousand-year-old cedar trees, the reenactment of the Battle of Little Bighorn, a moose, four bears, elk, a marmot, and longhorn sheep. We have seen some of the most stunning scenery I have ever seen. And I have answered the question, “At age 60 do you still have it in you to travel this way, to be uncomfortable, even occasionally miserable, and still find the experience rewarding?”

The man in the booth was waiting, “Work or leisure?” he repeated.

“A bit of both,” I said.

Bored of the conversation at last, he sent us on our way waving us through. “Welcome to Canada,” he said.

PostedJuly 8, 2022
AuthorDennis Kirschbaum
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